So I am sitting at the computer, doing banking and I hear a weird scratch and squeal that was like finger nails down a blackboard. And there, at the door, looking in – is a ferret. WTF? Where did it come from, and why is the damned thing standing on hind legs and looking at me pleadingly!
I was too scared to open the door in case it blasted past me and was forever lost in the house. Eventually, it ran off the porch and out into the yard.