Of course at the mere mention of more communication I had to contain the volume of my voice but the sarcasm level remained sadly. “No… No! We want freaking LESS. I’d be happy if we never heard from her again!' Did at least manage to articulate it quite accurately.
But the winner of the day was the comment "why do we have a problem? Is it her? Because I don't want you back..." And the Squeeze is just too freaking dumb to retort "ummm no. We are both pretty secure in what we have."
Still, that typical of Harridan reality - she figures the only reason they are no longer together, is because she doesn't want him. Personally, I think she should have worked out by now that the real reason he isn't there is because she is a raving nutcase with an unrealistic view of the world who rants and raves so damned much that she gave him a heart attack. Her wants and needs don't even come into it.
What a pity she asked him instead of me...