Thursday, February 24, 2011
Fat and Happy
My sister is on her way here from the UK. My brother is about to be married. This is his second wedding. Brother 2 – 2 marriages. Me – 3 marriages. If you schedule them well, you will never run out of small appliances.
But I regress. My sister emailed tonight to ask what dress I was going to wear. She mentioned she had moved into fat jeans. I argued I would need ‘obese’ jeans now…
It sucks being happy. I am waiting for the moodle to do something that will strip all happiness from my bones (and blubber!)
Damned fool has to be reasonable now!
Posted by Mistress at 8:48 PM