Sunday, July 26, 2026

My Greatest Literary Achievement Was Two Paragraphs About Mucus

I have written more than 500 blog posts, which means I have spent a significant portion of my life arranging words in the hope that somebody might read them.

And now, after all that effort, the internet has finally chosen my greatest literary achievement.

Sniffing.

It was two paragraphs long.

Apparently, I didn’t need talent, research or an opinion. I just needed mucus.

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Thanks. Better check it out but it should be up today!