I feel completely comfortable with his clinging to money like it was a raft. Or I would if I won tattslotto :) Oh being able to lord it over him if I was a multi-millionaire! Who needs a dancing monkey! I have one!! Step right up to see the monkey dance!
Oh, I almost had a picture then. On one of those unicycles, with his face painted as a clown (not the creepy type either). Floppy shoes flapping in the wind...
But I digress. I was talking about going back to my roots. Dating a Hunchback, although we don't have the ex-wife trouble anymore, I still have the fact that he is a damned Moodle. I'm talking about his weird idiosyncrasies (of which there are many). I just want to sit him down and say fuck. Life's short. Possibly shorter for you if we don't come to some sort of agreement!
I suggested years ago that we should leave everything to each other (minus my plants because he is a lazy prick who wouldn't water them!) And my jewelry and stuff... The same with his clothes and stuff; I'd get his kids to come and see what they wanted. Hell, I'd probably get a mini skip for all of his shit! All his weirdo jazz collection! They'd love that. His book collection! (Even though he has a kindle and reads on that!)
We have the house, which would go to the six kids when we are both dead. I believe that. We are both, scrupulously honest. And let's face it; that is a hell of a lot more than I got from my parents. Power to them I say! Spend it. Live well!
But our wills remain the same...
What an idiot.
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