Why "influencers". Haven't we got the brains to work out what is good for us? Or do we have to be told by a bunch of fake boobed skinny bitches who don't move from the bedroom without a face full on and their hair done...? What does it even involve as a job? To Influence... I guess it means even if they think the brand is shit, they'll still push it out to the plebs...
Sadly, a lot of us are insecure about who and what we are... I guess this allows these vampires a life of luxury... But hey! Just be glad to be who you are!
So excuse me when I read in the paper something about an influencer getting their two cents worth. About time. Today I read about two of them. One, "influencer lashed for out of touch revelation" - yep; you guessed it. She is a fake blonde, a pretty good figure... but average in looks - earned enough to buy a second house. WTF? Why people? Why are we paying this person for anything? What qualifications does she have? Just because she says it works? We are going to miraculously wake in the morning to be as young as she is; or as thin?
The second story in today's paper involves an influencer and a dentist... Oh God... you just know that is going to be ugly. Especially when there are lots of photos from their insta accounts showing lean, tanned (quite frankly she looks deformed; no one has boobs like that and a waist that size) grinning at the world. You just know that the Insta life is only a snipet of what life is really like. I guess the fact that they no longer are married (after 4 months.... ) is evidence that the insta life isn't all its cracked up to be.
All is can say, is bring on the zombie apocalypse.
These bitches will be out of the running in a heart beat! :)
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Thanks. Better check it out but it should be up today!